To our Furry Friends

This is dedicated to our fine, fuzzy friends. They need no introduction but im going to give you one anyways because I probably hate you and want to waste as much time as I can making you read as much useless, pointless crap as I can. If you don't like it, well, I don't really give a crap so have fun reading this junk anyways because I am going to continuously waste yours and everyone elses time that are even bothering to read this. Yep going to waste it all up. Having fun? I sure hope not. If so, then I hate you and you need to start back up at the top and keep reading this. Without wasting anymore of your time by reading any more of this useless junk that has already wasted so much of your precious, little time, because we all know how much you need it, this is the squirrel. Enjoy! actually, don't enjoy, eat me you dumb animals!