I Hate My Cats

I hate my cats. I hate all cats. How can anybody not hate cats. Cats are some of the dumbest animals in the world. I have a stupid cat named Simon. He's the dumbest thing ever. He will stare at me just to make me mad. I have to scream at him or throw something at him to get the dumb thing to stop staring at me. Cats try to mess with you. They make it come off like they are all playful and all that other stuff but then they find the smart people and try to make them seem crazy to others. Thats why my cats mess with me, because im a genius and all. In conclusion, all cats are stupid. If you think cats are nice, cuddly animals, and not stupid, then congratulations, you're an idiot.